Thank the Lord for Uecker and Scully.

Land of 10,000 lakes and there's just a puddle in Kato. No wonder Smoot left town.

How many divorces will this post cause?

He can play in Seattle..

More like George Montgomery Burns' MLB. How come no one talks about their anti trust exemption?

Ballplayer. Helluva ballplayer.

I didn't know Thompson was Italian.

What, no Connery? I'm disappointed in you, Craven Moorhead.

"He looks damn chiseled." Bill Wisth

Yea, what he said.

" No, I don’t play that. I don’t pitch, I don’t play defense, I hit. " That right there, in a nutshell, tells you everything that's wrong with that bullshit, panty-waist league.

What's the over/under on when he'll need a face transplant?

Big deal. Now, if that had been a monkey and the guy holding that crocs ass started beating him like a rented mule — then we'd have something.

Yawn. He'll be back next year, hit .320 with 30+ dingers and a hundy+ RBI. After all, this is America.

Coffee spit.

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Love your stuff but baseball fights are always interesting. There's usually some "history" and a good story behind them and this one goes back to when the instigators were with other teams in another league.

Where have I seen this before? Oh, yea ...