“I’ve been there, Lavar. You went in with dreams that you’d be the architect of something grand, but now you’re feeling trapped and just aching to see your son go somewhere that will let him stretch his wings like you truly believe he can. I know that story, Lavar. I’ve lived it. So believe me when I tell you, one dad…

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

Kerr better be careful with his load management or he’ll get fined for self-tampering

Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

The Success Baby is part of the Royal Family?

The holes in his palms really spices it up.

There’s more history between the construction of the pyramids and Cleopatra than between Cleopatra and the present day.

Trump is a completely amoral blob of human garbage. I scrape things from the bottom of my boots that have more intrinsic value than that flabby goober does.

He really is... all that.

Chris should have gotten some help from his brother Victor before the game. 

Legend has it, that as soon as the owner says that it was John Cena’s car, you lose the ability to see it.

Golden State Warriors just signed that t-shirt cannon to a 4 year deal. 

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You’re absolutely correct. We should start punishing teams for being proactive and prescient drafting. Only tanking and making an excuse for losing should be allowed (The Process). Drafting Curry 7th, Thompson 11th, Green in the second round. All players that were drafted that others could have had but didn’t pick that…

If it all goes south they can just blame it on the boogie

Obvious answer: bring Blade into the Netflix-verse. Vampires >>> Ninjas any day of the week.

But I’ve been told repeatedly by the Mainstream Media that the reason that so many white people voted for Trump is because they were “economically anxious” about a changing country and economy that has dramatically shifted the speed at which traditional blue collar jobs like mining and manufacturing are being…