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“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

It toe-tally surprised her.

where do i camp out for tickets to Luke Graduates to Moisture Farm Management: A Star Wars Story?

Awesome. Now I want this too! X-Factor rises!

Yes, but did you ever try reading a French Postcard for the articles...?

AKA “Tijuana bibles.” There was some raunchy ass shit in the Victorian era. Same in the early 1900s; there are some pretty epic Popeye porn adaptations around, usually featuring our favorite sailor impaling Olive Oyl with an organ of anatomically impossible size. It’s been pretty consistent throughout history that the

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

I’m white, but I’m not THAT white.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

No Ball in NBA history has been in such a precarious situation without Draymond Green around.

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn? 

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

You know, this explains a lot about Omarosa.

The design of that tractor immediately made me think of this:

Did ya catch the look on Shirley Maclaine’s face?

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”