Maple Syrup shortage? You know what that means:

Who in hell wants to regularly listen to three hour rants about failed relationships where all the blame is assigned to the exes? No one! But Asshole Friend obviously thinks that she can get away with that level of selfish, horrible behavior in the guise of friendship.

Since then, he’s trimmed the name down to Hawker Chan

• The episode ends with the introduction of a villainous woman with heat vision named Larr (Stacey Farber). A Kryptonian, presumably

“I’m a computer generated cultural icon!”

More like he deliberately hi-balled the limit so he can get an easier compromise on the lower limit. American politics is all about the hagglin’.

Ehh, once you played an evil fake Chinese Ping Pong boss, you’ve played them all:

Poor Jordan can’t even catch a break, discovering that he may never be as powerful as his father because of his human side. Condemned to being a B-list superhero I guess.

I kept asking, if there’s magic shit going on, why not immediately call Dr. Strange?

Wait, I haven’t been keeping up. I thought Ted was killed by Maxwell Lord:

I got the perfect solution right here:

Just wear a catheter and bag. Astronauts do.

If it’s ok with Jimi and Pete, it’s ok for Phoebe!

She should’ve gone to the old reliable :

Did I hit a nerve there because short squeezing is not illegal...yet?

I realize the the meta-reason might be/is probably “too expensive for a small cameo” but it seems weird that the minute they identify Wanda and Vision, nobody even mentions attempting to contact the Avengers. Like, not even a throwaway line about how they can’t get in touch with them (which would be a good excuse…

Now some people are saying it is a pump and dump scheme. Interesting to see how SEC handles this, maybe some new rules to guard against short squeezing.

Sorry I meant pump and hold it so the hedge funders won’t be able to buy it back without incurring a massive loss until the randos sold it back at top dollar.

That a bunch of randos on Reddit using Robinhood and their checking accounts managed to beat those multi billion dollar hedge funds at their own game is the unprecedented part.

The thing is, if it was overvalued at $16, then it sure as hell was overvalued at $470 (10AM this morning). So what is to stop those same people from shorting it at $470?