I don’t care, I enjoy them:

I made this one up:

Doesn’t she have a boyfriend or at least a vibrator to take care of those things? Yeah, boo me all you want, I said it and I meant it!

I feel ya, Joe, I really feel ya:

I wonder if they’ll give him a Presidential Library.

While I agree that no one is quite like Trump, I do think that between the myth of a stolen election and the revelation that the institutions of American government can clearly be undermined to the point of crumbling within a handful of years, that some truly awful things may still be to come.

Pokemon Go? That’s so 2016. He should be playing Animal Crossing on a Switch!🤣

Here’s a sure sign you’ve been drinking too much coffee:

Here’s a sure sign you’ve been drinking too much coffee:

That goes along with the inviolate freedom to be a dumb shit, although that seems to be inviolable among the Trumpturds and Qanals. Or congenital. 🤣

“Then they were like, ‘Someone got shot in there,’ and we were like, we don’t care because our freedom is more important to us than our lives because the whole premise is give us liberty or give us death,”

Simple. Stupid attracts stupid. He gained enough votes from fellow stupids to hijack the GOP by the balls, and they had no choice but to play along and hope they can grab all those stupid votes for their elections as well. Except for Ted Cruz, he was stupid to begin with.

Damn got that message also. He can’t even get the area code right!🤣

Actually because he had enough driving skills to qualify for a race, he would be more like Ferdinand Demara, who did some unexpectedly amazing things as the so called “Great Imposter,” such as operating on actual patients while posing as a naval surgeon.

Same here. I want my 6 year old (as of Sunday) and 2 year old to grow up to be grounded, well-balanced adults. Consumerism does not deliver happiness. While poverty brings unhappiness, that doesn’t mean the opposite of poverty brings the most happiness.

“Unless a star collapses directly into a black hole, there is no known physical process by which it could physically vanish,”

Not 7 million but 70 million voted for tomato face. The civil war hasn’t ended, it’s just in a holding pattern.

Ok I found it. I retract my previous post.

How about Depp in a film about playing a wash up Cage acting in a film about playing a washed up Depp?🤣

That would be easy to get away with, as no one knows what racketeering is! Rocketeering, however, well that’ll get ya.