Why the reviews I read about this news are full of envy?
is there ever a time that a Mickey Rooney reference won't work?
There is a glaring lack of comma in that pic, and the lack of it makes it so much worse.
AJ? M. Moylan? EIC?
Great image. Peripheral view is terrible. Also, I think if you're approved on one Gawker site, you should be approved on them all until you prove to be a bad match.
The observable Universe is a 92-billion-light-year sphere—a place so big that it's impossible to imagine its…
That's an amazing coincidence. A guy in a bar said that exact same thing to me one night while he was sitting next to a really attractive woman.
I could have used you the other night when I got beat up on Sploid. Sixty replies, mostly attacks. It was unprecedented in my experience.
Hilarious.
Just go down to the nearest pool hall and look for the chick in the flannel shirt.
Guess.
So now the big question. Is it true? China is definitely not above lying about these things.
Ewwww! That sends shivers up my spine. By the way, have you been out of town or something?
For people who are actually old-ish like me, 2007 feels like about 2 weeks ago. That makes FotC very HIP to me.
Is sex the correct answer?
Your user name says it all.
Too bad it only goes 87 MPH. If they could get them up to 88 MPH I could get my burger yesterday.
Maybe your beer bottles are tougher to open than mine, but I'm a girl with tiny hands and I just twist the caps off with my BARE HANDS. But I am Canadian. So, y'know.
To all the swaggering jocks who dumped on this post: Twisting jagged metal with the skin on your hand is idiotic. Period. You're all prime candidates for a "Jack Ass" movie. If you roll off a steep roof onto a pile of broken glass, you could really show how tough you are.