Outstanding.
Sincere question: If you had 3 lanes, why didn't you just get out of the fast lane when you first saw him coming up?
To be followed almost immediately by the phone-hacking taxicab.
"an awful lot of black people in Ontario that don't have any kind of African lineage (Jamaicans, Haitians, etc)"
On the plus side, the pizza there is great.
Don't forget the gay factor. It's always been the biggest gay sports site on the net. Not even joking. If you can't smell the overwhelming stench of smegma here, your nose is broken. There's a reason the regulars go around straight-up nose-to-tail, sniffing each other's asses like it's gay-day at Disneyland.
I would have appreciated a warning before being diverted to Deathspin. Not cool.
This goes here, I think.
Dammit HamNo, you've just done what I previously thought was impossible: got me to bookmark a post on Deadspin. 10/10, good sir; will read again.