“Emotional Porn” is my new band name!

Marie Wilcox, the 81-year-old Native American woman who is the last fluent speaker of her language and fuckinlearned to use a computer so she could make a dictionary for it.

What’s sad about his insistence that he has minority friends that tell him he’s right is that he think he has friends at all.

I feel like he’s more “Yahoo comments section given sentience and form through Frankenstein style experimentation”.

This comment is brilliance of the highest order.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

He looks like a every guy that’s every hit on me while I was living in LA.

You need weirder friends. My feed this time of year includes pictures of that elf either doing bad things or having bad things down to it. Here is one of my favorites.

Oh you told her that the creepy elf-doll isn't actually watching every thing she does because she was having toddler-panic attacks about it? WELL IMMA TELL HER SANTA ISN'T REAL!! was a pretty damn assy reaction to the whole situation.

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

Exactly! When I was pregnant I HATED it when people would brush off my worries like, “Oh, women have been doing this for thousands of years.” Well, ya... and they’ve been dying for thousands of years too. How terrible if a woman was forced to carry an unwanted fetus/baby to birth, only to die in the process. UGH.

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

I have 100000% enjoyed watching Glen Powell play “Chad”. Between him and Jamie Lee Curtis, its been a hell of a (guilty pleasure) ride.

For this to be perfectly historically ironic, we need a British group to swoop and steal the treasure from both of them.

Considering Spain’s history of brutalizing the people of South America around the time that this ship sank, maybe Madrid can let this one go?

I rewatched episode 4 recently and was surprised at how Luke, Han, and Chewie were all happy their plan to get to Leia worked, and then were shocked that they had no clue on how to escape the cell block. Leia is like, jeez, way to halfass a plan fellas, grabs Luke’s blaster and gets them the hell outta there, “into…

Unpopular opinion time: I was not pissed when he made the first comment. I thought it was pretty clear that he meant that the franchise hadn’t really gone out of its way to invite women in (which is true), not that women are incapable of being fans.

JJ, Imma let you finish, but Princess Leia is one of the most badass action heroes of all time. OF. ALL. TIME. She RAN that “boys club.”

That seems to be in large part because she doesn’t have the type of parts written for her that others get. She’s normally the straight side character, isn’t she?

Who is oppressing your spelling?