Judges who know how to detect shade...have readers who know how to detect shade.

Every time I get a notice from my credit card company telling me they’ve increased my limit, I want to send them back a letter saying “No, please don’t. Please.”

Was coming here to post this. Thanks for beating me to it.

And yet she had a hit song with R. Kelly.

But I feel like he’s a really considerate abductor, ya know? Only wanting $8,500, returning her after 2 days, stating that police should apologize. Probably 3/4 Canadian.

and what an oddly specific amount. couldn’t just round up to $10,000?

Man, tinder was around 3 years ago? Has it really been that long?

I would be insulted if my ransom was only $8,500.

also this was my favorite moment, when Morgan calls all ex boyfriends over to figure out who got her pregnant :

I totally agree. With their particular characters and chemistry, it seemed a foregone conclusion that they were going to be together so the will they/won’t they going on too long would have just been exhausting and pointless. I think what’s way more interesting (both on TV and in real life, for that matter) is how…

YEAH! stupid diamond dan and...

I am not generally attracted to Danny Castellano, but I literally can’t stop thinking about that kiss in the rain.

As ny husband always tells our sons, “don’t be proud of your ignorance.” If only more people listened.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

VIN DIESEL IS OUR GREATEST LIVING ACTOR I WONT HEAR ARGUMENTS OTHERWISE

I don’t know... I mean could Lupita pass as 1/4 Asian?

How nice. She looks lovely, as always.

I find your lack of weight disturbing.