Is it too late to run Harry Paratestes?

You know when it’s a good time to pull back? When you’re about to write a joke about a 15 year old’s nuts.

In awe of working moms like Tara who woke up at 4AM for 12 hr shift! Made me tired to hear about

I can't come up with a better reaction to this entire disaster than this.

With lentils and chakra re-alignments.

This poor woman! She must have been so terrified and then she was treated like a suspect by the police on top. Christ.

Don't worry Matthew, Jenny McCarthy is coming to save you.

This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.

A lot of people hate him... probably because they’re told to imo. But I think he’s an awesome guy, I wish he could stay in office longer. Plus, who doesn’t like the GOP shitting themselves every time he wants to pass something^^

I just fell in love with you.

Every time you say “bone zone” I picture you going to one of the Mario levels with all the skeletons:

just flip over to Gawker and read the comments

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

None of my friends know what I’m talking about when I bring up Eureka’s Castle. Before IMDB I thought I dreamed it up.

This guy!

I looooved Round House.

Don’t worry, Reptar will get her. Or Angelica will.

hot take:

The luxury we have as a younger generation is being able to figure out where we want to go from here, which is why I’ve said things like, “I don’t focus on feminism, I focus on the future.”

It takes a ginormous leap in logic to go from