I’m going to a show in a couple of weeks as well! So excited. Sound & Colour was killer.

So excited about this project - she’s a such bad ass. Also excited that I get to see the Shakes in a few weeks!

20th and 21st = centuries! Don’t you even math?

“Denali” is an anagram for “denial.” Riddle me that.

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

It’s ‘nucular’

if you reference 9/11 more than 5 times, rudy guiliani descends from the sky and kills you for trying to supplant his reign as king of 9/11

Based on his toddler-like grabbing at his crotch, he seemed to have to pee very badly during the first few minutes, so I can only assume that the harness made him wet himself and he was humiliated.

You gotta get up and cry, cry, cry?

Sara is the hero we deserve

Are we sure he wasn’t crying over Miley’s poor fashion choices? Because that shit was atrocious.

My eldest, age 14, at this exact moment: “Um, poppet? What’s the word for eye-rolling and embarrassment by proxy rolled into one?”

Can we just stop with this already? PLEASE. Stop covering this douche. PLEASE STOP

Tacos are solid, but soft-shell corn tortillas can fuck right off. They are the aspartame of food.

Look at that jawline and natural smize! DAMN.

I call dibs on corgi-snuggling duty!

How much will it cost to renovate Prince Phillip?

Luckily no tax dollars will go near it, as we don’t use dollars in the UK!

Does the Queen maybe need someone to house sit while this is going on? I wouldn’t even need to be paid. I’d just sit on Her Majesty’s couch, eating British candy, watching the BBC and wearing one of her crowns.