Oh, GOD NO.

God, I am never sleeping again.

Oh, God, that is torture.

Don’t even joke about that!!!

This was absolutely delightful. I’m surprised I haven’t heard of her before.

How very droll, sir. You are an utter delight.

That is SUCH a good policy. I’ve had my heartbroken one too many times by smart shows that failed to find a sufficient audience and ended up canceled a season in.

Also, he seems nice.

“ ... inevitable cancellation of RuPaul’s Drag Race”

What?! NO!! What have you heard?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME!! I can’t live on this planet anymore!

Am I just being overly critical that I question Lady Gaga’s sincerity with respect to the causes she champions through her songs? She takes important issues (LGBT rights, bullying, sexual violence, etc.) and packages them with [no longer particularly innovative] pop. It feels like it’s less that she’s raising…

I’m definitely excited ... about that shirt clingingly so lovingly to Vin Diesel’s biceps and ... wait, where was I going with this?

I will fight beside you to the death to uphold this Truth.

I’ll be in my bunk.

Technically, she does have some political and cultural relevance, just not the sort she wants to be associated with. She is a sterling example of the consequences of abstinence only sex education, among other things.

This needs to be pitched to Marvel, stat.

The Mary [Queen of Scots] treatment. I like it.

I’m gay and my pulse just went up at the prospect.

I am normally not fond of them but they look ADORABLE so can’t we give a pass this one time?

Well done, sir or madame. *Imaginary hat tip