Last time I checked Shade Court wasn’t part of the NY uniform court system and Judge Brown can impose whatever rules she wishes.

Because of all the hipster nonsense in the world today, I cannot hear the word “artisanal” without being filled with a Dark Phoenix level rage.

Please keep the new feature; though I humbly suggest that they be classified as “Summary Orders” for purposes of Shade Court jurisprudence. One procedural question, do summary orders without written opinions have precedential effect?

Excuse me, choking down the urge to vomit.

On the one hand is my disdain for the classist pseudo-artistic utopian pretension of Burning Man, on the other is my absolute love of Susan Sarandon.

Is it open to women only or can I hope for a man-date out of this? Possibly a little furtive experimentation (we’ll just see where the night takes us ...)

Why do you torture yourself?!

... um, when you succeed in making them can you please make an extra pair? Asking for a friend.

He is my President. I respect him. I esteem and admire him, as befits the Most Powerful Man in the World. But GDI, when he does stuff like this HE IS JUST PLAIN ADORABLE. Would the secret service let me hug him??

I would watch that!!

Lord, just seeing a photograph of them makes me shudder, Homer Simpson style.

You’re awesome.

I can’t find a .gif that adequately expresses the amount of excitement and joy I feel right now. That’s never happened before.

These people are G— D—- national treasures.

To say it’s not a “colour issue” and then in the same breath he uses a term that’s basically coded language for “black” ... Is he that lacking in self-awareness as to his own biases?

This post had me throwing my hands up and yelling “Youths!!” in frustration. To be fair, I look for opportunities to be curmudgeonly though.

PERFECTION

You are awesome.

I find faith is like characteristics like intelligence, confidence, moral behavior, etc. If you have to constantly trumpet your own for recognition and validation by other people, you don’t actually have it.

Your resiliency in the face of the vicissitudes of fate is nothing short of inspirational.