My reactions today: The Supreme Court delivers an opinion vouchsafing my right to get married to the spouse of my choosing? Whatever. Shade Court opinions due out? YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS. (Whatever, I stand by my priorities)

I think there are advertisements for pills on the internet that promise otherwise.

For a good time, read Scalia’s dissent. For example: “If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: “The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define…

Who is this Diplo character? I am sincerely asking. Am I better off for my ignorance?

I was always a bookworm and never much of a film buff. And then I watched Bringing Up Baby and the Philadelphia Story in a film as literature course, fell in love with her, and devoured every movie and book on her I could find. She remains, in my mind, an unparalleled talent and personality.

And what was with that attempt at a Long Island accent that came out like a half-baked Boston drawl that NO ONE ELSE HAD?!

Oh, come now. Is anyone actually mourning/missing Declan?

I have one of the worst days on record in my life. But once again, Shade Court makes it all worth it. Thank you.

Did they twirl down the runway to Seven Wonders?

The moment it goes on sale, repost this article. Your loyal readers will make it happen. Provided you provide a constant stream of shenanigans from the Jezebel offices.

Isn’t this the second candidate to walk off for the same reason? It doesn’t instill much confidence that they’ll actually give a female director creative space.

You can’t let us live vicariously through you? Your discretion is very cruel to us.

I will watch anything with Queen Latifah. Period. She earned my undying loyalty in Living Single. Add Bessie Smith to the mix, and I am overjoyed.

But oh man, that look of profound disappointment on Morgan's face when he looks at Rick and sees who/what he has become? That was SOUL CRUSHING.

Bring on the Ricktatorship of Alexandria (but we all know it will truly be Carolacracy ruling behind the scenes).

I almost responded with a meme. Then was like, nah.

Rare? Hit that golden hour between 1 and 2 AM in any neighborhood of Manhattan below midtown and you can find examples on every street corner!

I agree. I feel like when a public proposal actually stems from some meaningful event or aspect of the relationship, go for it (i.e. you had a meet cute in a particular park? Comic con enthusiasts? I'm all for it!) . But when it's just about spectacle? Pass.

Hey, bears are people, too! We can't all be twinks and ot...oh wait you meant ACTUAL bears? Carry on.

Isn't the small feeling of smug superiority the reason most people go on comment boards?

TOO MANY FEELS TODAY.