I have one of the worst days on record in my life. But once again, Shade Court makes it all worth it. Thank you.

Did they twirl down the runway to Seven Wonders?

The moment it goes on sale, repost this article. Your loyal readers will make it happen. Provided you provide a constant stream of shenanigans from the Jezebel offices.

Isn’t this the second candidate to walk off for the same reason? It doesn’t instill much confidence that they’ll actually give a female director creative space.

You can’t let us live vicariously through you? Your discretion is very cruel to us.

I will watch anything with Queen Latifah. Period. She earned my undying loyalty in Living Single. Add Bessie Smith to the mix, and I am overjoyed.

But oh man, that look of profound disappointment on Morgan's face when he looks at Rick and sees who/what he has become? That was SOUL CRUSHING.

Bring on the Ricktatorship of Alexandria (but we all know it will truly be Carolacracy ruling behind the scenes).

I almost responded with a meme. Then was like, nah.

Rare? Hit that golden hour between 1 and 2 AM in any neighborhood of Manhattan below midtown and you can find examples on every street corner!

I agree. I feel like when a public proposal actually stems from some meaningful event or aspect of the relationship, go for it (i.e. you had a meet cute in a particular park? Comic con enthusiasts? I'm all for it!) . But when it's just about spectacle? Pass.

Hey, bears are people, too! We can't all be twinks and ot...oh wait you meant ACTUAL bears? Carry on.

Isn't the small feeling of smug superiority the reason most people go on comment boards?

TOO MANY FEELS TODAY.

Alan Rickman, Kate Winslet, and sumptuous period piece porn. I don't care what the plot is. I need nothing else.

My father blames my turning out gay on watching this movie with my mother 10,000,000 times when I was kid.

Not cute you say? I give you red pandas playing in snow. Because winter. Thanks winter.

Your wheaticism left me in stitches.

Hhmmm, does that mean you need to change your Kinja name to "Infantosaur"? (Please don't)

Why would you even suggest any of these break ups could happen? You're jinxing it! Take it back take it back take it back take it back!!

My favorite game! "Fox Segment or Onion Article Title"!