Can we start a movement to have Dora canonized?

"I didn't tell him to go and commit suicide. I said I prayed that he would"

Mallory Archer: "And I suppose that makes it better?"
Sterling Archer: ".... doesn't it?"

Do you need a bailiff for shade court? I can spout a pretty respectable "Oyez oyez oyez."

(Or maybe midgets)

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CARROTS?!

I've got a theory ... it must be bunnies ...

Too much 30 Rock? I don't think that's a thing ...

You're not alone, and there are many of us who mourn the fact that he has declared that cuddly pratt shall not return ;_;

Moral of the trailer? Even raptors wanna hang with Chris Pratt.

You say bombing, I say winning.

Annalise's reaction to him this week though was priceless: "Are you good for anything or are you only useful when you're screwing evidence out of men."

My theory: Annalise does it masterfully in a manner that implicates all her students. She looks at them, steely-eyed as they gape over Sam's dead body like a bunch of slack jawed-yokels and says: "And now it's time for your final exam. The class, let's not forget, 'Is how to get away with murder.' So then, children.…

When is Shade Court coming to daytime TV? I need a daily fix and it's time someone dethroned Judge Judy.

NO! Didn't they watch 30 Rock?? Vow renewal is the KISS OF DEATH!!!

Ah-mazing.

Wait, I live in a world where someone gave Bristol Palin a book deal? And she ended up on the best seller list? I'm out. Done. Not even illustrating with a .gif.

as a collector of fine .gifs, I can say this is truly a treasure.

It pairs very well with anything cooked in a White [Straight Male] W[h]ine reduction sauce, and to complete the ambiance I suggest a quartet of Evangelicals shrieking "Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN!" It will make for a lovely evening.

But really it is a vintage one ought to savor, not down in one gulp!

Wheeelppp, I know how I'm entering my afternoon meetings now ...