Principalling. She's doing it right.

Parenting. You're doing it right.

This woman is a TREASURE.

Um, your daughter sounds AWESOME.

Baba Yaga ftw. I have much admiration of you and your obscure Slavic folklore references.

You are doing the Lord's work. Thank you.

Pop music is surprisingly dark and full of terrors.

I do not understand. Part of my criteria in picking out swimsuits is how much dick outline it will show.

"after she finished drinking her afternoon peach schnapps and stopped laughing at me"

That Julia Roberts .gif is going to give me nightmares ...

Because they're up all night to get lucky [shots].


...that was bad even for me. I apologize.

Thank you, but please promise to only use your powers for good.

I'm sorry, your reference is invalid as it was not delivered in the form of a .gif or clip (kidding ... sorta)

That entire movie is .gif gold. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's happy hour and I've got to go drink my juice ...

Pretty sure this a promotion for one of those "Indie" LGBT movies you find on Netflix streaming and drunkenly watch at 2:00 AM to console yourself over your bitterly single life and ... wait, what were we talking about? Something about hero sandwiches?

Tyler Hoechlin in glasses. Tyler Hoechlin in Glasses. Tyler Hoechlin in GLASSES!!

*Passes out from hyperventilation.

As I man, I wouldn't mind being in Idris Elba's shadow ... provided the shadow is cast by the morning sun peaking in through the bedroom window ...

"What are the odds?"

You're right! I totally spaced on that ... then how did she conveniently fail to do it again?! #QueenieWasRobbed

Did she bring someone back? All she did was put La Laurie back together and she was already immortal.