Considering that my highest hopes for this team heading into the year were “play meaningful games in September,” I will happily take getting crushed in the playoffs if it means another 100 games of fun baseball.

Wait. What’s wrong with an above ground swimming pool. It’s hot and I want to cool down I don’t care.

The outfield could go forever, in theory. Of course, no outfield goes forever…

Really glad they didn’t listen to The Pokemon Company about Mr. Mime, that whole bit was hilarious.

Oh come on...I loved the episode, but that still sums it up pretty well. 

Yeah what an amateur not bringing his sex life into the golf broadcast.

Golf is okay and yesterday was cool. 

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

“The Yankees are injured. Banged up, nicked up, scratched up, torn up.”

Aside from the abject cruelty, here’s the real kicker to DeVos plan. In her world, private donations would fund these programs. Yet, the tax cut championed by the people of her economic class that was passed, disincentivizes taxpayers from giving charitable donations.

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

He just wanted those kids to stop their Evil Ways...

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

I say this completely without irony - Mean Gene and Macho Man Randy Savage were one of the greatest all-time comedy duos.

The Old Man's Battle With The Furnace is higher for me, if for no other reason than his gibberish has been heard in our house a zillion times as substitute swear words.

If 14 is in play, then Flick doing porn later in life has to be ranked on here somewhere.

The tugger kinda looked like Papa John, at least from behind.