I think you might be confusing Chun-Li with King from Tekken. Chun-Li was in Soul Calibur.

I, too, am famously not married to either Kurt Russell or Goldie Hawn.

Yeah, but now I want to see Kurt Russel reprise Brad Pitt’s role in SE7EN, but as Santa Clause.

I was making a Big Trouble in Little China reference because Kurt Russel was actually in that movie.

“What’s in the bag, Santa, presents?”

Hey, if I paid theme park prices for two giant margaritas, you damn right I’d take them when running from a pterodactyl!!

I hate this so much.

The swagger?

Thanks for the refresher! I actually dug the hell out of the novel Doctor Sleep and preferred Kubrick’s Shining to King’s so I’m really looking forward to this. It sounds like it will reconcile all 3 very well.

Way off topic, but Vice has a new column from Drew today and it’s as good as ever.

Can’t wait to buy it as soon as I’m done reading Winds of Winter.

I look forward to watching pirated copies posted online.

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Go get some Taco Bell Jesus fuck

Comparing most shows to South Park isn’t really the greatest. South Park has it down to a science and they can basically print episodes on demand. All the character models are pre-rendered and they just plop them into scenarios, there’s not really any traditional animation happening anymore with SP. Rick and Morty by…

It’s more aerodynamic and also perfect for lazy animators who only need to draw blurry moving legs.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Still wish they would release a clear version of the sizzle reel from earlier in the year .

Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

HAM LAKE! THE SANDWICH SWIMMERS!