It built character.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Maybe he was just afraid it was going to explode?

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Packers fan here.......came here to see if anyone is comparing him to Rodgers (justifiable because he looks awesome). Philadelphians need to make sure this guy doesn’t give up dairy though.

I want to be your friend.

You haven’t watched the Orville yet have you? It’s TNG in everything but name, social commentary and all.

As a Colts fan who gnashed teeth through the Manning years, I don’t think the Packers fans are wrong....

They’d rather sign Wrangler Boy first, and he’s made of glass at this point.

Yeah but he said he would stand now if he got a job. Packers fans would have a huge boner watching him stand and talking about how even he has to respect such a storied franchise like the Packers.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap?

I wonder how many consecutive blowouts it will take for Packer fans, in all of their knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing glory, to swallow their pride and call for Kaep.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

That was a clean sack, not a post-whistle pre-meditated attack. Fuck off.

Good. Fuck him and fuck Packers fans.

He’s the best quarterback I’ve ever seen, and making him play for McCarthy all these years, and giving him no weapons, is one of the greatest crimes in sports.

McCarthy’s playbook is now useless, as it consists solely of “Have Rodgers pull amazing plays out of his ass to save us.”

I can hear Magary’s gleeful, evil laughs from here.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.