One more game and we won’t have to worry about anything Yankees or Red Sox. These are the MLB playoffs we deserve.

Does Costas use a really high chair or regular chair with periscope to call a game?

+1 doooon’t you for-get it

Someone’s a fast reader.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

Oh, bless your heart.

You are a real that guy’s that guy.

If you’re picking mediocre teams to compare them to, surprised you didn’t go with the 1987 Twins, who went worst to first, but won only 85 games before doing the goddamn thing and getting a ring.

After last season, the Twins even being in the playoff picture, much controlling their own destiny in mid September exceeds even my wildest dreams for this season.

I understand why they do it, but single elimination in a team sport is the worst.

So dumb....take a star.

Sparks Links was also a failed attempt by Scottish golfer and entrepreneur, Taffy McGallister, to invent a nighttime golf game involving steel clubs and golf balls made of flint. 

When I was a kid, I thought it was a good idea to ask girls, “Is it hot to know that I jerk off to you?”

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

Hey, you may not have meant it this way, but your comment could also be applied to the sex act aka intercourse.

I really hope this appears in butter sculpture form at the next state fair.

Cannot endorse.