Damn, he is smooth. It never even looked like he was running hard.

Against all odds and sense, it’s actually a very fun hour or so of silly-ass television. I enjoyed the hell out of it, while also knowing that it was really extremely ridiculous.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

The more you go the more you’ll realize that other people in the gym are more focus on themselves to bother looking down on you. It’s something that took me a while to understand and accept.

In terms of virtually everything that isn’t temperature, Minneapolis is a far better city than Cleveland.

So all they did was move the guy to another section? Couldn’t they have come up with more of a final solution?

He got it from his mom, Ilene Bolt.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

I’m glad he lost, honestly. Stanton and/or his pitcher were *blatantly* cheating the entire time. It was made quite clear you weren’t supposed to throw the next pitch until the current ball in play was caught or hit the ground, and almost every throw when Stanton was up was ahead of that, sometimes by a good 2-3…

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

When I was a college freshman, i bought a shirt that said “They told me I could grow up to become anything, so I became an asshole.”

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

And now, the Braves truly have nothing worth cheering for.

“Run faster!”

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.