Can we agree that the topheavy margarita glass\martini glass is an awful design? I feel like they designed it knowing that there would be a good chance that the drinker would knock it over, thus needing to buy more booze.

The three seasons of Fargo do not share any of the same characters

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

Ok that makes more sense; Hudson is practically a suburb of MSP (and where Minnesotans go to buy New Glarus beer).

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

Huh. Wouldn’t have figured you for a Crossfit guy. You seem like you’d be too busy for the mandatory talking about Crossfit for seven hours a day.

Oh yeah? Well you I’m eating a hotdog and fried egg sandwich for breakfast at 4 pm, so there!

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

This just makes me so fucking angry and sad. A cop - a shitty, murdering cop - can (presumably) justify to himself in the moment pulling his gun to protect his cowardly life when he thinks his life is in danger after being hopped up on racism and crime statistics. It’s an evil act and a breach of the public’s trust,…

Yeah but, cmon, even that would be kinda fun at this point right? Those Gardenhire Twins were at the very least entertaining. I mean, remember when Joe Mauer was a sure-fire 1st ballot HoF catcher? Morneau won an MVP!

We can now enjoy Berrios without some squirrel stealing the attention of his pitching gems.

i was thinking chemical castration but i guess that’s just me

Your dad seems nice - One time as a youth, I found some confidence and took a sip of my dad’s Tom Collins; gave him eye contact while I did it too. He just smiled and told me I had to finish the whole thing or else...I cried while I downed it, promptly threw up and then cried for another hour after.

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

Caught looking for the high hard one.

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

Smart idea by those people in neon to the left. They probably told their friends and family to be on the lookout in case the camera happened to find them RIGHT BEHIND HOME FUCKING PLATE

BENGOALZI

Those Pens are bad hombres.