[...]the absolute fucking masterpiece that is Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Its okay. Harry has all of his childhood toys, plus all of yours now.

Cars 2 makes Cars 3 look like Cars 1

You just don’t get the complexity of the philosophy behind the tire fire. Why don’t you just stick to something more your speed like the dumpster fire behind Disney World?

Conservative “humor” is stating an opinion you disagree and depending on groupthink to scoff at it along with you.

My dude is the Launchpad McQuack of joke landings.

#Quibiandjusthandstuff

He’s the funniest part of Vacation, for sure, leaning into his beefcake looks.

I would have loved a sequel just to see him and Kate in those roles again.

I did this in the other thread, but once again I want to stump for Ivy!!! They were so good, and you likely have heard at least a song or two. “Edge Of The Ocean” I think was used in a commercial at some point. Ivy is more about lush vibes than hooks and riffs, which further demonstrates Schlesinger’s incredible…

Pretty sure that he still doesn't like Mondays. 

Morrissey has always existed outside the mainstream, but his positions seem rooted in true belief rather than a desire to remain relevant.

I think Morrissey has the same problem Harlan Ellison had - if you keep up your Angry Young Man schtick for 3+ decades, you become a Grumpy Old Man.

I have high hopes for my new series, ‘Chicken Tonight’. It’s an anthology show; each episode follows a different family that feels like chicken tonight. We explore who these people are, what had led them to crave cooked poultry on that night, and how their lives change once they get it.

I saw them in the York College Gym when I was a kid, lol. At least I am pretty sure it was them, I kind of forget. I just remember that I knocked my dad’s contact out and then somehow found it under the bleachers for him. This was probably ‘95ish?

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

I once used the ISDN line at my summer job to download Public Affection MP3s. I thought I was really cool because I was getting “the early stuff” that no one else knew about.

Liz Phair does a kickass version as well from the truly wonderful cartoon theme song cover album Saturday Morning (which is about the most 90s thing EVER).

What’s worse is the ads are now in the article. No I do not want to hear about a cool new way to grow 2 inches, and how it's so safe even NBA players are doing it. 

To be fair, I think if Jesus had it all to do over again, he would have liked to be paid for his troubles