Pretty sure that he still doesn't like Mondays. 

Morrissey has always existed outside the mainstream, but his positions seem rooted in true belief rather than a desire to remain relevant.

I think Morrissey has the same problem Harlan Ellison had - if you keep up your Angry Young Man schtick for 3+ decades, you become a Grumpy Old Man.

I have high hopes for my new series, ‘Chicken Tonight’. It’s an anthology show; each episode follows a different family that feels like chicken tonight. We explore who these people are, what had led them to crave cooked poultry on that night, and how their lives change once they get it.

I saw them in the York College Gym when I was a kid, lol. At least I am pretty sure it was them, I kind of forget. I just remember that I knocked my dad’s contact out and then somehow found it under the bleachers for him. This was probably ‘95ish?

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

I once used the ISDN line at my summer job to download Public Affection MP3s. I thought I was really cool because I was getting “the early stuff” that no one else knew about.

Liz Phair does a kickass version as well from the truly wonderful cartoon theme song cover album Saturday Morning (which is about the most 90s thing EVER).

What’s worse is the ads are now in the article. No I do not want to hear about a cool new way to grow 2 inches, and how it's so safe even NBA players are doing it. 

To be fair, I think if Jesus had it all to do over again, he would have liked to be paid for his troubles 

No one wrote Cats. It’s just random acting hopefuls trying to make it on Broadway. Remember, ‘Eliot’ is just an anagram of ‘to lie’

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

It is, however, Coal Cracker country (especially in the northeast and southwest).

A lifetime of not sanctioning buffoonery will age you pretty quick.

You guys, I think <checks notes> “XXX Ass Eater 96 XXX” has a great point

They worship gas station food.

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

How deliciously Canadian. We have something similar down here in the States, I have one bulletproof vest for my commute, a more lightweight one for yard work, and a formal one for work that has a tie painted on it and can be tucked into khakis.

You see, this is why I’m moving on from Deadspin and their constant focus on politcs and heading more and more over to the Ringer where they are talking about the things that really matter to me as a sports fan like which Rom-Com from 2003 holds up the best. 

As much as I love Nirvana, I can see how the similarities were accidental, and that there was no need to credit Cobain.