Can you blame the film-makers for not getting the character right? He’s a complicated man.

I, for one, encourage more young influencers to travel to Chernobyl. But don’t imitate what others are doing! No, no, go off the beaten path! Connect with the spirit of the place by going off the grid, climbing over a few fences, and ignoring a few silly signs that say: Предупреждение! Смертельная радиация поблизости.…

I’m going to start a construction company, hire someone to build a house, and force them to tear down 20% of it because it looks too much like another house. Then, I’m going to blame them when the house ends up looking like shit and going way over budget.

But first I’m going to hire an architect I already know designs…

No, he’s right -- her latest set is just awful. Observational humor only works when your audience can relate, which is not the case when all your bits are about being the daughter of the richest Buggalo ranchers on Mars.

Dad? So you were at my games!

I always wanted to get The Torgo theme as a ringtone. 

Yes. Not only show up for your interview hung over, but do so from day one after you start your new job. People just assume you always look like shit :)

This is great news. Now an entirely new generation of elite Seahawks defensive players can resent the fuck out of Wilson.

It’s definitely the worst by a good margin. I’d say it’s the only bad one.

The only thing his arrival at Wakanda was missing was The Immigrant Song

In a different Marvel article on AV Club (I think) someone commented that Thor worked really well with the GOTG and he should replace Quill as the leader. I am behind that idea 100%. 

I’ve been revisiting Age of Ultron recently and it really is one of my favorite MCU films. It’s got a ridiculous number of great moments. Yeah, I think it’s a little too long and some of the plot mechanics are a little too convoluted, but whatever.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

He’s just trying to ask questions and start a conversation.

They also removed their Google+ post.

I can’t figure out what would make me less interested in buying a property in that community, the racist name or the existence of a homeowners association.

If I only had more stars to give...

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

I know it isn’t an issue for the kids attending the school because they come from money and have that safety net

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood