If we get a full repeat of last year, Eagles fan will be even more insufferable than before.

I Lexi Alexander was a mediocre White Male she’d be helming summer blockbusters right now.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

Taran Killam... 

You’d think Yoko Ono of all people wouldn’t be afraid of putting forth a product that was a somewhat off-putting.

I liked “The World’s Largest Tater Tot” the best.

Love LOVE Psyence Fiction. Richard Ashcroft killed that track. Rabbit in your headlights too. Any song that can throw in Jacob’s Ladder quotes and have it fit perfectly is just..cool.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Watch Putin’s Bitch subvert this system with messages like this:

you don’t want any part of those temptations.

BATMAN: “You don’t want no part of this shit.”

I have a strong desire to shoe-horn in my own Walk Hard reference, but I don’t want to succumb to the temptations.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: You’re gonna have to give him a moment. Batman has to think about his entire life before he fights crime.

*Batman’s parents, once again, are murdered*

Not all directors’ cuts/special editions are worthwhile, but given the choice, I’ll always pop on the Aliens: Special Edition before the theatrical cut.

This is the One True Take on the extra Aliens footage.

I am convinced, although I have no proof, that the original version of Aliens I saw in the theatre in ‘86 had the drone gun scenes. Mostly because when it was first released on home video, I was like “where is that scene with the drone guns?”, and then when the quadrilogy DVDs came out with all the directors cuts, I…

I hope they get enough money for cold cuts that actually fit the bread!

It’s hard to find, I think, but have you read Ricky Jay’s book Cards as Weapons? It’s hilarious, and has a chapter wherein Ricky is sent on a Bond-like mission - he’s the right choice because cards, you see, won’t show up on metal detectors, and he can get close to the enemy and disable him.

What is the airspeed of an unladen Model S?