I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

“Only in a rerun”

“My word is my bond. Once you break that, there’s nothing left,” LaMonte said.

I think it’s absolutely precious that he called this an “original concept film”.

The best helicopter landing I’ve ever seen at a championship event was definitely the one that landed during the Penguins/Blackhawks Stanley Cup in ‘95.

Just kidding, the last time Trump had a thought that coherent was 37 years ago.

We have done this for years with our kids. Most people ignore it.

This is harder than “Worf’s head on Wesley’s body or vice versa?”

Bubb Rubb.

Walk Hard is superb and the songs are actually legitimately great genre parodies.

Both Tim Meadows and Walk Hard are very underrated and hilarious. “This is the logical next step for you!”

Any male who uses the term “alpha” to describe themselves or as a screen name is most assuredly a fucking tool.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

“Gradually shift nap times and bedtimes forward. Over the course of a week or so...”

The baby from the Dinosaurs TV show was a fucking asshole. He absolutely is not the best baby, he is one of the worst babies. It’s all about him, he assaults Earl on a regular basis and demand that even after doing such, you must love him. Well I don’t and no one should and I’m glad that show ended with them all dying.

The “pivot to video” thing is a way to take a few minutes of work and part it out into several posts, it’s cheaper than having writers and the ads work differently.

Silly me.

“A loner child wanders into a curiosity shop run by a slightly crusty but ultimately avuncular older man”

True to an extent. It was nowhere near as bad as it is today, however. It’s nearly unusable. I don’t understand how the search function doesn’t even work.

They did a whole episode about dee dating a retarded guy. Who did you think it was about?