Counterpoint: If the owner of your team really was a Mr. Jeffernut wouldn’t you call him “Mr. Jeffernut” just to say the fun sounding words “Mister Jeffernut?”

The “Classic” hoodie from American Giant. Heavy-duty, doesn’t stretch and look frumpy, nicely built, and MADE IN THE USA. Expensive, but totally worth it.

The “Classic” hoodie from American Giant. Heavy-duty, doesn’t stretch and look frumpy, nicely built, and MADE IN THE…

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

Funny, my non-HOA neighborhood is anything but a “hood”.

What I would really love to see is the old Fallout 1 and 2 remade for iOs, in all their isolinear, 2D glory! It’s mostly point and click, anyway, so it’s perfectly suited to the tap interface of my iPad.

I think Colin Mochrie technically can run for President of the United States as long as he only uses Ryan Stiles’ arms during his campaign.

He thought he would be like Huckabee is now. Huckabee is in the unique position of:

Could be worse

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Bring back the National Socialist German Workers’ Party member Rolf, who also happens to be a shark, to pick one game a week!!!

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Yeah, I bet if he really applied himself he could set the WR in the 100m and 200m.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

Is he? Other than Book of Mormon, he’s been grating and painfully unfunny in 1600 Penn and The Comedians.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I used to think Shaun > Hot Fuzz, but god damn it if I haven’t drastically reversed my opinion in the last year. Hot Fuzz is perfect in my eyes.

Ron Perlman tweeted this, followed by a RT of the @Fallout tweet that links to the trailer.