Civil War isn’t an Avengers movie! (I had to write that despite the fact that, yeah, it’s really an Avengers movie, I get it)

“Oh, you truly believe that you’re being controlled by aliens who want you to poop on the deli counter? Be my guest, you impassioned individual!”

All the stars, take them.

Nope, I was just a kid when I saw Public Affection. But my brothers, who are a decade older than me, both had friends who claimed that Brett Michaels did their hair when he worked at a salon. 

Mechanicsburg, I saw them open for the Hooters at the Forum when I was a kid. I am 1,000 years old.

I saw Live once when they were probably still in high school and called Public Affection. They still sucked but even I have to admit that Live is a better name.

I podcast for the right reasons: To be creative, hang out with people I like, and to fill a crippling void in my soul that requires constant attention. That’s all it takes, folks!

To be fair, he could have 8,000 columns of data to go through. Also, these articles aren’t going to comment themselves.

I don’t but I understand why people do after a stressful flight or landing. It’s a release.

Failure. That’s it.

This is a thing in Pittsburgh, too, and they think they are the only geniuses that have figured out to put a folding chair in the street to save a space.

Agreed, I get caught up in some stories, it’s just about finding the right balance. Of course shows with a huge number of contestants may find it a lot easier to reach that because you don’t have to give every single person a story.

It’s the human interest/background stories that usually kill attempts to mimic this. American Ninja Warrior goes a little too far for me into this but they still at least manage to cram enough obstacles inthat I can watch it when my parents are visiting or something. Things like the American Gladiators reboot had to…

Wow, I forgot how much like the Nightman that Lovitz bit was (well, vice versa).

We used to have a mutt with Maine Coon in him that was 20 pounds and in great shape (we worked hard to keep him at that because he easily would have been 30 pounds if we fed him as frequently as he wanted). Now we have 2 cats that together weigh 20 pounds (and a dog who will be upset if I don’t mention her). 

Oh, god, what am I going to read for these kinds of takes when I finally feel forced to flee G/O as fast as I can? ‘Cause The Ringer sure isn’t an option.

I never thought I’d want to punch Goose’s son in the face but I guess that’s the world we live in now.

Don’t be ridiculous.

If anyone wants 32 seconds of the original guy, enjoy!

The first 3 Boston albums. I think the second thing I bought off iTunes. I don’t even remember buying them, they were just there in the morning. Worth it.

The first 3 Boston albums. I think the second thing I bought off iTunes. I don’t even remember buying them, they…