Civil War isn’t an Avengers movie! (I had to write that despite the fact that, yeah, it’s really an Avengers movie, I get it)

“Oh, you truly believe that you’re being controlled by aliens who want you to poop on the deli counter? Be my guest, you impassioned individual!”

All the stars, take them.

Peter B. Parker is my favorite Peter Parker.

I used to live in the apartment building right next door to the hotel it was formerly held in and out of all the ridiculous events and crazies that DC events get, CPAC was always the worst. I almost admire their consistency.

Nope, I was just a kid when I saw Public Affection. But my brothers, who are a decade older than me, both had friends who claimed that Brett Michaels did their hair when he worked at a salon. 

Mechanicsburg, I saw them open for the Hooters at the Forum when I was a kid. I am 1,000 years old.

I saw Live once when they were probably still in high school and called Public Affection. They still sucked but even I have to admit that Live is a better name.

I podcast for the right reasons: To be creative, hang out with people I like, and to fill a crippling void in my soul that requires constant attention. That’s all it takes, folks!

I’m just glad that Simon Pegg’s character from Paul found some work in the area.

To be fair, he could have 8,000 columns of data to go through. Also, these articles aren’t going to comment themselves.

I don’t but I understand why people do after a stressful flight or landing. It’s a release.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, IPO!

Failure. That’s it.

For anyone who thinks trailers show more now, pick a random weekend for a random year and watch the trailers of the top 10 movies on youtube. You’ll see that trailers have always been this way,

This is a thing in Pittsburgh, too, and they think they are the only geniuses that have figured out to put a folding chair in the street to save a space.

Agreed, I get caught up in some stories, it’s just about finding the right balance. Of course shows with a huge number of contestants may find it a lot easier to reach that because you don’t have to give every single person a story.

This is 100% real. I don’t know what they were going for but they certainly got... something?

It’s the human interest/background stories that usually kill attempts to mimic this. American Ninja Warrior goes a little too far for me into this but they still at least manage to cram enough obstacles inthat I can watch it when my parents are visiting or something. Things like the American Gladiators reboot had to…

It’s a random guy in Florida, I think “too soon” time ends at approximately the end of the sentence.