Also: Somebody please write Typing of the Dead. My heart truly wants to believe that SOMEBODY learned to type with it.

High school typing class my dad forced me to take. We were the last class before the typewriters were removed (way after they should have been retired) and it added to the fun. Those little bastards are a pain but I like the sound.

That is correct. It’s gonna be real bad.

That is a good point. I definitely use your method, not the cut-spaghetti-like-bangs one, to be clear.

Scissors are great for cutting up food for real little kids, we even have a pair we bring to restaurants. I highly recommend trying it, we got over feeling weird about using them pretty quickly. 

I just want to see Wes Studi at a Der Wienerschnitzel at some point in my life. Is that too much to wish for? 

He’s just worried about his cousin Unkar Plutt finding him back on Earth.

I’ve seen kids try harder at pulling pieces of grass out of the outfield during little league games.

I made my own and it’s been my ringtone for when my parents call me for about 10 years now. My text message tone is also “Mitchell!” and always will be, dammit.

I think the bastard still looks good. That’s all, handsome guy still handsome.

Don’t forget the other secret: Always be high.

I didn’t like it at the time. I mean, I wasn’t burning comic books in protest, but the headpiece/cowl/whatever just looked damn stupid. I can live with the smoothness of the costume (which I don’t like, but ok) but whatever was on his head I just hated.

The Cap outfit is so bad it essentially became an in-joke in Spider-Man: Homecoming. It’s the thing I dislike most about The Avengers, just awful.

Interesting bit on toxicity. I would say Marvel’s is in the corners here and there and on Netflix but it’s certainly not focused on. Hank Pym is a lonely, obsessed man who alienated everyone in his life (including his daughter) and paid a toll (the movies don’t focus on it because it’s not that kind of movie but I…

So good. I go back and forth between it and the scene in the enlistment station where Erskine asks him why he wants to go kill Nazis and he says something like “I don’t want to kill anybody. I just don’t like bullies.”

-1 for no fries on burger.

I know there are people that don’t like that it was used twice in Ragnarok but I also would have loved a third time in Infinity War.

Listen, everyone hate on Star-Lord (I get it), but he did the right, ridiculously tough thing in trying to end it all earlier when he tried to kill his girlfriend (as she requested). I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit for that! Damn bubbles.

Squirt works really well with tequila, too. And Gin. Basically, I really need to buy some, it’s been a while. 

I see you haven’t been to Twerkmenistan yet.