Oh, Francis. Heh.

1 is original Sean Connery, 2 is Die Another Day*, 3 is OHMSS, and 4 and 5 are definitely the Moore’s without yet having a Moonraker. It doesn’t go in order but it kinda fits. I hope it stays just where it is, we don’t need a grittier reboot and I think they’ve found the sweet spot. If they were to do a final one,…

Any chance for a History of Violence expanded e-book? I really loved the series and would totally re-read it in a nice single volume with maybe a little more time for even more thinking.

I love Ghost Protocol, it may not have the greatest plot but it’s perfectly clockwork set piece after set piece.

He also made Walk Hard so at least his genius status is safe.

That’s fair, they care what they care about, they just don’t care about the original AR. They just want the screens filled. Interesting about the movie-by-movie contracts.

Netflix is pretty good about aspect ratio and when they get something wrong, fix it. HBO doesn’t care and it’s frustrating. Sometimes they’ll show it in the correct AR on the premiere night and then it’s 1:85 the rest of the showings.

No screenshots from that one episode of Black Mirror, zero points for Gryffindor.

Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango!

Clean line between relevant body parts, solely because that would look funnier.

I like the way you think!

Okay, choice time: Her head on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body or his head on her body?

Co-signed by his legal partner, Buff McLargehuge and dictated to his secretary Rock Hardchest.

He’s the best he is at what he does. And what he does is lose money to relocate a baseball franchise.

I thought it was Terps and given both team’s histories I thought “that sounds about right”.

Wait, didn’t he say the election was in “God’s hands”? Look, whatever God wants to do to not get you elected is his business. I’m uncomfortable with you challenging God’s will, Mr. Moore!

Sounds like we need a good Thing right about now.

My feelings on these picks: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you. I’m out!

Rick Bayless has to be clean, though, right? Or is it always the nerdy ones you don’t expect...

“You don’t want any part of this shit!”