Mmm... doughnuts.

The Aztek was always able to be mass produced; GM just had it stretched and built on the minivan platform since there was capacity in their factories (since the minivans sucked and were unsafe). I'm fairly sure all Grand Am new-car owners would be happier if their car didn't depreciate as much as it did due to fleet…

I'm of the thinking that seats don't grip people 300+lbs, but instead their ass just starts absorbing the seat into their rectum.

I saw this picture, and my eyes teared up. I really hoping you're saving those Chryslers and not torturing them. (totally stole this image; might jerk-off to it later)

The HHR SS deserves to exist because the Cobalt SS exists. The HHR was a pathetic attempt at Chevy ripping off Chrysler/Plymouth's Touring Cruiser on the Cavalier/Cobalt platform. It shocks me when people think there was more to the HHR than being a bulky, plastic, station wagon Cavalier/Cobalt.

Hey! 1st generation Insight WAS an interesting car. The transmission may have been cardboard, but the car is still the green car on the market. The 2nd gen is a sham.

..and those are the perfect douchey-smug I'd expect for someone trying not to shit on the Prius.

Wait for Buick Encore; it's a jacked-up Sonic with a less-sucky interior and AWD.

Pontiac Aztek concept; it was supposed to be built on the Grand Am's platform—not the Montana's!!

EXACTLY!! Or they'll nickel&dime it to death like the Aztek or any compact by GM which wasn't named Cavalier pre-1997, and then every one after.

The Cobalt was still design/engineered in the states, those Cruze & Sonic are GM Korea (nee` Daewoo) sourced. Perhaps they don't deserve an SS badge out of brand preservation?

Saab 900/9.3 is a tough vehicle to beat—so damn useful.

They taught us in school it is better to give head; no chance of pregnancy. I've since devoted my life to sucking other men's cock.

Thank you... I laughed in wholehearted happiness with this. So simple & true.

Hmm...

Magneto freaking rocks. My 2nd favorite childhood villain after Dr. blight.

AND!!!!!!!! ...the Aztek came with an air mattress.

Sexy... I'd do him.