Proton/Lotus...

Actually...

That car has a face in front & rear... However, I feel like the front is either going to eat me or stab my eyes out.

You also forget the Mercury looked so much better than the Fusion & Zephyr!! This design cue of Mercury looked great—some days I forget Mercury doesn’t exist anymore... Most of the final line-up has aged very well and still looks modern.

I’ve been saying the Chrysler 200 needs to be offered in station wagon form this entire time...

This is almost there.

Isn’t that a Chrysler/Plymouth concept?

Yes.

I’d take the Plymouth Horizon version instead since I liked their velour seats better...

Or how about a TC3 Horizon Turismo?!?! Or the 1985 Plymouth Duster!!

I was really hoping for a link to a cock shot somewhere. Has anyone asked him to prove it?

I have 4 underloved Plymouths for you:

I'll send a memo to Chrysler on that one.

The judge says that Hyundai knew about the problems for years and did nothing to fix them... sound familiar? Hyundai says they will appeal and have said that the accident was caused by fireworks exploding in the Tiburon, not a defective steering knuckle.

"Mitsubishi depreciation"... I laughed—I shouldn't but I did.

Yeah, because who needs a rear windshield these days!!

1st Gear: The VAG Isn't As Tight As You'd Think

ATTN CHRYSLER: The next 300 better kick some MAJOR ASS.

The Ford Mondeo & Mercury Mystique were midsize Euro-imports... Yes, the Mondeo. It isn't the first nor the last time Ford brought over the Euro-Fords for some competition. Sadly, the cost to import the Mondeo/Contour/Mystique didn't go over all too well here in the states, and it only lasted one generation.

Switch "Duesenburg" with "Imperial" keeping the justification, and I'm SOLD!!

So, to make a sexy crossover we need to take the nose of a Honda Accord Crosstour and the tail of a Porsche Panamera... then make it boxy-half-assed-mean like a Nissan.

Burritos are SPOT ON. The Thick jumbo burritos TOTALLY look like guys that have pumped and injected silicone into their wangs!!!!

I loved the Mercury Tracer iteration of these as a kid. They made me so happy.