My dad's friend Charlie has a 1960 Impala that color.

Totally honest with you, I sort of like the sport family truckster.

Classic Plymouth Purple!!!

It gets too easily confused with '90s Ford Green.

Yeah... I really hate Chevy... and GM as a whole. They're a HORRIBLE company.

I love that Cummin/Strokin line. I've never heard it before.

Uh, the Axiom is still quite the looker.

Aqua Pearl Metallic-II (a.k.a. Toxic Turquoise)

Y'all realize Nickelodeon has had half a dozen of failed channels in the past decade, right?

I like you.

Like, you haven't seen crazier things come from Japan?

As a white gay male, I can say the guy in the WSJ's article actually looks MUCH better BEFORE the surgery. Asians have the prettiest eyes; they're sleek & beautiful. I'm sorry this is as popular as it is. Hell, I remember when Roseanne did this in the early '90s. I thought she looked MUCH better before having her…

I trust you.

Ha-ha... You're not a Jalop.

My favorite quote ever (especially from Spike), "I have an attic full of dildos, but I still prefer a man's real thing."

That CVT shifter looks more like my friend Spike's dream dildo rather than a gear selector.

Does this remind anyone else of "little Krissy" from John Water's Pecker? (or the limp Johnny Knoxville scene in A Dirty Shame)

This was one of the best things of the mid-to-late 90s. Spice Girls & Orbitz soda with chewed up gnarly licorice bits in it (i liked the pina colada kind with the white floaty chunks).