RobHeathers
RobHeathers
RobHeathers

I loathe their new ghetto-inspired logos. I miss the two-tone blue ribbon background.

I SO FUCKING MISS ORBITZ!!!!!!!

I don't consider those the sames cars at all considering the time gap. I certainly understand where you're coming from; truth be told, it's probably worth more than any of the Malibus built since. The current version likely won't be anything special in 10 years, and they are being bought by the same sort of people

That's probably the most valuable Chevy Malibu from the '70s/'80s.

Well, her pimp bought it for her, of course.

ROCK...STAR.

Nope. I would invest half of it; quit my job to look for another in a different state without putting my cabbie experience on my resume`, and I would pay off my students with the remainder.

That's called my sister's 1998 Ford Taurus... The bloated seal turned into the gimpy walrus, and at 314,000 miles the transmission quit letting the car go faster than 53 mph. The suspension is shot sagging in the rear, the exhaust keeps rusting (despite her patch jobs), and she just refuses to drive anything other

The second photo in this article is MUCH better.

The Spark's actually look better.

That's wallpaper-wood, correct?

That looks like the current Mustang, with Dodge headlamps, and a Mitsu grille.

I drove one of these for two years; it was actually a car vehicle. Beyond reliable, 4x4 for nasty weather, fuel sipper in 2wd mode, T-top when you want it, cramped but usable trunk for anyone that would need a vehicle with only two seats, parts are surprisingly easy to find since it is the same damn thing as a Geo

I think I want to have sex with them man. Will he hold my rod?

They haven't made the MR2 in 6 years+.

That's what she gets for hanging with a drape.

Excuse me? Have you seen the shit VW is peddling these days? They can't hold a candle to Volvo. Volvo continues to receive fantastic ratings—they're now safe & stylish instead of safe & also-ran.

How did the cult classic Nitro Yellow-Green of Dodge & Plymouth Neons of the '90s not make this list?

I like that color.

YES!! Flip-up headlamps NEED to come back into style!