I think you meant to reply to Bandit, and not me...

Who had a larger cock, the guy in Kim Lardashian or the guy in Paris Hilton's sex-tape?

Ooh, I said that too!

A gay-nazi at a gas station gave me his number once; he drove a 944 that had been spray-painted orange.

Dodge Stealth...

Boring!

Kylie Minogue & VanDamme screwed on the set to the Street Fighter movie? Great, so did she screw Pauly Shore on the set of Bio-Dome too?

The Aztek was the last ballsy American vehicle put into production in terms of style; everything is too paint-by-numbers. The concept Aztek was great—remember it was originally going to be on the Grand Am platform, but hastily moved & stretched by the accountants at GM to the Venture/Silhouette/Montana platform since…

I think it had to do with being stupid enough to feed your dog/cat fried chicken, and fried chicken is quite popular in the south.

*SLOW CLAP...*

The Pacifica & Aztek are really the only modern Crossovers needed.

Uh, the Chrysler Pacifica was pretty good.

So you want an '04 VW Passat wagon TDI.

Cooper S is crap; don't do it.

FYI, they didn't re-name TAB as DIET COKE; Tab was discontinued due to the cancer-scare associated with saccharin in 1981/2. Tab came back in select markets shortly after. Tab is the original queen of diet colas, and it is truly the best. Also, the FDA no longer considers saccharin dangerous nor a cancer-causer.

Chrysler is cool; typically broke, but still a damn good friend.

I agree with YOU before anyone else.

I love my Man-Spanx!

Tuesday Morning is a chain? There is one hidden by a Chinese buffet & guitar store in my old college town... I thought it was a dollar store for Asian folks. It has A LOT of crap in the windows—I REALLY thought Tuesday Morning was a bad translation of Mandarin for "Dollar General"

Looks more like a Mitsu Galant.