Carrot Top isn't terribly unattractive—I'd actually be proud to screw him for a year straight.

I love Gwen Ifill... and Donna Brazile.

Really? No Merkur?

See I thought the Millenia was a perfect replacement for my beloved Chrysler Fifth Avenue. I loved how the stretched K-car platform of the 1991 New Yorker Fifth avenues handled on the highway—heavy "American Executive" cars. The Millenia wasn't as posh as the Fifth Avenue, but it certainly ate up the highway with…

The Verona was quite popular in the Midwest; mostly because Suzuki made Geos which are well respected out here in farmland and Daewoo took off like crazy the 3 and a half years they were on the market.

Better than anything GM at the moment. They only have old or beige... I'd take my chances against the moose.

More like Daewoo... Have you driven the Cruze? God awful.

Smart cars can't actually get "crushed" by a semi-truck. They would just be pushed out of the way until ever plastic panel is torn off it—the frame would survive—potentially the passengers too.

My driver's ed teachers always said to hit it head on—that way you're being courteous to the folks in the other lane by not killing them.

Suzuki Verona... The replacement of the Daewoo Leganza.

We called that car the Suzuki Verona...

We called it the Suzuki Verona...

It's the Malibu—the grille is all wrong for it to be the Cutlass.

That was my guess because of the gold tinge around the wheels; however, look at the black & white image of the front... the grille is wrong.

the only changes they made on the Malibu in its 7.5 year run was the grille & amber taillights.

Not possible—This vehicle came out in 1996.

Nevermind, the grille is wrong—it's the Chevy.

1997 Olds Cutlass (the precursor to the Chevy Malibu redo)...

First two season only...