An '03-05 Kia Rio Cinco that hasn't been obliterated by shopping carts or suffering from sun-damaged paint.

I was thinking the G3 might be a quirky car to see down the road which no one will believe existed.

My Precis? Uh, I think it might be one of the only ones in Iowa not devoured by rust... Oh, and it's a Hyundai masquerading as a Mitsubishi, which means I can take it to either brands dealer depending on who's offering the best price.

A brand new DeLorean DMC-12 from the company in Texas that bought the remnants of the company and has since been building them all own their own. Just to to bitch at people "Don't touch the sheetmetal!!" since they are still the stainless steel which you can never get clean.

Yep, heart-click for you...

That picture just made me cry.

Have to considered the PT Cruiser Turbo? They came with an orange & black leather interior.

That's what I am thinking, but with an early-90s Jag with their v12.

" perfectly capable of shredding its trans-axle into an aluminum flavored slushy drink"

Amyl Nitrate over-exposure and a desire to see the countryside is all! No meth need a apply. Gosh, you're so harsh on the baby boomer fisters.

Yeah, I'm gay and a Droid loyalist... Don't technologically discriminate.

Wait, I'm gay and a Droid loyalist... Don't technologically discriminate.

Now I do enjoy quite a few of the infotainment features being pumped into vehicles, but I would NEVER let that be a selling point (hence why Lincoln's current ad-strategy is DOA for me). Why? Because if a vehicle still drives like a bat out of hell and looks great, then I'm SOLD. I can buy aftermarket infotainment…

I was thinking retired gay porn star luxo-barge made for cross-country fisting action... but meth is good too.

*Marge Simpson groan* Imperial was the design king of the '60s.

See my following post, but stick-shift Mitsu Precis FTMFW in my case.

Wow, that list just pissed the living snot out of me. A Suburban as #1???

Mmm...

Much sexier than the Hummer.

Good. I don't believe in Kiss & Tell.