That's the way you are supposed to feel about all Chryslers. They are special. (not in the cheap special ed style either)

Too much glass leaves you exposed to the zombies. I opted for the K-car in coupe form.

Let's face it... You need to be able to travel long distances on as little fuel as possible. Even zombies can't stop the oil companies, so you're stuck with something gas powered. You also need something VERY EASY to fix and above average in terms of reliability.

1965-1967 Imperial Crown Convertible... even though they also made a hardtop coupe, the convertible is more to my liking. This picture is of a '65.

You just received a heart-click for this. However, I'm much more of a fan of the short-lived (by Hummer comparison) Ford Excursion limos. I want to buy one and paint it that evil dark metallic pink Hyundai painted their Accents in the mid-90s.

I want to make love to that car.

Does this help? I just Google'd it, but I've never heard of this vehicle. IT's a shot in the dark.

Gosh damn it, Citreon... Come back to the states. I would 100% buy that car—if it comes in pink.

It had to be 18" long and over two tons... Aretha Franklin is a big girl.

Well, the Ciera/Century were long-in-the-tooth baby Iron Dukes from the mid-80s that they didn't kill-off/redesign until 1996. I noticed a huge spike in Chrysler New Yorkers & Imperials on the road post-Cash4Clunkers... Anyone else?

Hmm... Audi is the #1 car brand for gay men. This happened at a church... SINNER!

Wait, do you mean early '90s New Yorker & Fifth Avenue, or the New Yorker & LHS of the mid-'90s?

My luxury cruisers are a 2006 Pacifica & 1998 Mark VIII. I can't find anything currently on the market that comes close to the 8's boulevarding coolness. The Challenger felt nice, but the interior doesn't come with an upscale setting—it's all machismo and sweaty testicles. Cars today kind of suck.

Tell them (if you live in a rust/salt free state) Geos, Geos, Geos... Metros, Trackers, Prizms, Spectrums, & Storms... All were great on gas, cheap to fix, and had above average to excellent reliability.

Pizza Boy & Meter Maid from Twisted Metal 4, and Moon Buggy...

The purple VW Thing is "Overnight Delivery" starring Paul Rudd & Reese Witherspoon.

Actually, you make a decent point with the Chevy Biscayne; however, I actually found the 1958 Chevy Delray vastly superior to the Bel-Air & Biscayne. If you don't mind stepping into the '50s, the Delray is great. Not to mention their cop-car versions are easy to pick up and absolutely great fun!

It is wrong, I think Vanilla Ice circa 1990 is still F-ing beautiful?

I do love a VW Thing, but you can get them cheaper and in better condition. That's all there is to it. Signed, Captain Anti-Kitsch.

I love that image. I think I'm going to send it to my sister (a doctor of poli sci, democrat, and current campaign finance/intro to poli sci professor)