Being the introvert that i am, i can only hope that i never do something wonderfull that would turn me into a celebrity. This looks like hell to me.

Sega 32x?

I love Mononoke, but I think it does what Nausicaa did first and less subtly.

DUH.

This seems to be the consensus among the Internet Critics Who Have Access to Microphones (or Cameras) these days.

it sounds like Genghis Khan.

This may shock you to find out but you are arguing with a spambot.

Clear sexism. The men are only valued for their physical strength and not any of their non physical features.

I sense a new body modification meme to rival having one's tongue split to emulate serpents.

/Jumps out window

I... I can't... I can't look away.

A four-headed dick?! There's not enough holes to even put that, but if you...you know what, nevermind. I will just leave this instead...enjoy.

I will never eat poop the same again.

I just like Sonic racing more, the tracks ar enicer and more diverse. Its not just all in the same videogame universe, but goes much further than that. I do like the transformed mechanic. especially when going to flying mode.

Also what gripes me a lot with Nintendo games is that it has to be so extremely childish and…

It'll probably rip your newspaper to shreds and eat your slipper.

You'll be able to get access to it with your exclusive Season Pass! Buy now! Limited quantities!! You can trust us!

DLC could've been the greatest thing in the gaming world. Patching terrible bugs, adding additional content to keep the game alive, rewarding players with seasonal perks, etc. Some of this stuff? Yeah, pay for it. 2.99 for a pack of 4 costumes for 4 characters? No.

And then it'll all be bundled into the Complete/Ultimate/Game of the Year Edition anyway. Buying games at launch is really just asking to pay more these days...yet I still do it :(

I am sad Cliff didn't call his company Dude Huge Games. Very sad.

I feel like you should be able to talk to any of your registered friends while racing. I really hope they let people chat while playing Smash online, at least in the Wii U version.