I’m A Female Independent Filmmaker In 2020, I DARE You To Give This A Bad Review -- the complete Kelly Reichardt Collection

I’d be more sympathetic if Tenet didn’t offer the least enjoyable movie theater experience of any of his films. And I’m including opening night of The Dark Knight Rises.

Also, this implies that a future classic was nominated for Best Picture in 2018, and I don’t know if there’s much of a consensus around that, at least not yet. I think that’s one thing that helped a movie like Green Book, who probably was a lot of voters’ 3rd-place choice, cross the finish line.

[pretend there’s a screenshot of her bored, tired face at the end posted here]

Come on; you don’t miss someone spending two-thirds of every review screaming about how a network comedy show hasn’t taken down the Trump Administration yet?

“It’s funny because it’s random” in comedian form.

I completely agree, but didn’t think his Elton John was that great.

I feel like the funniest part of this is the twitter left ripping Pelosi/Schumer/et. al. for perceived empty gestures, then falling over themselves every time the “Squad” does an epic clapback.

Is he, though? I still couldn’t buy him doing the dramatic parts of this movie.

the kind of empty inspiration porn that mostly serves to coddle white audiences and net Oscars

Thank god a comedian finally apologized for a joke not having the correct political message. Everyone feel better?

I guess Bret Easton Ellis has joined the AV Club’s “we’re going to go out of our way to link to negative articles even if it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about, because we don’t like him” hall of fame.

What did he say that was supposedly racist? 

At four and a half hours, I don’t even want to imagine what he *doesn’t* show. I just can’t help but wonder whether it could have been better packaged in a) a two-hour version of the film, or b) a five-part Netflix series that, like a microcosm of The Wire, focuses on different aspects of the city government.

This movie might actually be interesting. That would be a key difference.

Finally a movie that won’t start a bunch of arguments.

Ctrl + F “Ellen”=0 results.

A Star Is Born ending, only with this guy realizing that he needs to set Melissa McCarthy free by refusing to direct her films anymore.

We all saw Salo as a kid, right?

This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.