Donald Trump isn’t the “Republican presidential nominee” (yet, anyway); he’s a candidate. And no, you didn’t write that on purpose as a joke.

Whoa, profound!

Been listening to it over and over, but can’t pick it up: what is the line she says in the opening monologue right after “Why don’t you kill yourself?”

Long quote. Kept waiting for him to say something that wasn’t true.

Did Scocca make you put in “writering”? I remember that being a favorite term for writers who were more talented and/or successful.

Amy Adams in American Hustle was 25? Isabelle Huppert in huckabees? Patricia Arquette in Flirting with Disaster. Damn, they aged poorly if they were 25 when they shot those.

Someone should raise the revenue of women’s soccer.

Guess now we know who’s responsible for a show that’s essentially a KKK rally in half-hour installments.

If she were white, yes.

So Obama will literally appear on any platform now. Too bad Robin Byrd isn’t doing new episodes.

Was Justin Bieber talking about the church where those murders were committed?

So immense wealth is obscene...when it happens to white guys. The Gawker precept.

Entourage opened on Wednesday, so that would deflate its box office for the weekend at least somewhat. Not even pretending to be a competent reporter at this point?

So how did they get to you?

Guess we know who every white girl in her 20s is voting for.

To all of these mothers: I feel really sorry for you. Although I guess you aren't without blame.

Max Read to Tom Scocca

“One side is just losing slower than the other”

At this point, even Judd Apatow is telling you to chill out with your vendetta.

FOX Sports owns 80% of YES. Do you pretend you're a journalist when you meet people at parties?