It’s The Tonight Show STARRING Jimmy Fallon. Have some respect.

A dad who uses the phrase “stay woke” is trying a little too hard. Accept the passage of time.

Remember when Deadspin was funny?

You mean the period where he won five majors?

Probably a bad sign that I know Magary wrote this just from the title. Shtick's wearing thin.

I hope a Simpsons writer buys the house you grew up in and bulldozes it to make a pool.

I'm sorry this show did not reflect your specific economic reality. Very careless of it.

"Man Gets Caught Masturbating In Movie Theater, Is A Hero"

Someone should let Jezebel know that this movie was written and directed by men. Before they praise it too much more.

Well, he is a well-known Met fan.

...Mom?

If it's a day ending in 'y', Jezebel's trying to make a woman of color seem like a better artist than she is.

I'm sure Ezra Klein never gets asked for advice from young journalists. Good take.

That sucks.

Can't believe she would appropriate football culture.

Can' think of a more appropriate Jezebel response than to blame a white man when the BLACK PRESIDENT says something they find objectionable. As if Keenan is putting his own ideas in the speech and Obama is just relaying the message.

Weird how the headline doesn't mention how small the study is. Wonder what that could possibly be about.

No David O. Russell tribute?

No David O. Russell appearance?

WHAT. A. FAGGOT.