That's a lot of names no one will be able to pronounce.

CBS could afford Chris Rock

How much insufferable people actually care about something that clearly has nothing to do with slavery at all is also a huge indicator. What liberal-arts college did you go to?

Wow, four negative Instagram comments? How has she not put out a statement yet?

What I find so delightfully curious is the fact that you, Alexis de Tocqueville, a French white man, think that anyone gives a hot buttered fuck about your opinions on democracy in America.

I'm angry that this choice wasn't diverse enough.

I guess Leslie Jones isn't ready for not prime time after all.

The show's on FOX. There is, in fact, a FOX logo right above the word ABC. You do this for a living?

Can Bette Midler be tried as a war criminal for slut-shaming?

It's great that they let CBS know, but both these shows are on FOX. You do this for a living?

Jezebel Writers:

#CancelKate was sitting right there. Somehow not used.

When exactly was the transition between Jezebel bitching about Zooey Deschanel acting too immature to posting 4,000 different articles about a children's movie?

God, to imagine what Jezebel would say about Lena Dunham if she weren't white. What does a three-year orgasm look like?

Finally, America's most important issue solved.

"Lindy was good, but did we NEED another straight cis white woman in feminist blogging?"

The headline indicates you're talking about someone else (Susan Lyne is not the CEO of AOL), but then I remembered Jezebel would never say anything nice about Tim Armstrong. Learn what CEO means.

Ironically, I laughed more at this than anything she did this season.

I think it's awful that they put a gun to Sofia Vergara's head and forced her to get on the platform.

God, you must be so bummed this guy isn't white. Then you could really go to town.