"Basic tenants" might be the greatest malapropism outside of a"Sopranos" episode.

Boy, if only churning up outrage burned calories, right?

Boy, if only churning up dubious outrage burned calories, right?

Jezebel filed an injunction so that only tech womyn of color were allowed to fix the site.

This is like the quintessential blog post people who hate blogs will cite:

This is like the quintessential blog post for people who hate blogs to cite:

If it's such a "grave accusation" to call someone a racist, why does Tom Ley do it in every article he writes?

Why is it supposed to be surprising that the federal government has more diversity than late-night TV? Why is that the eye-opening comparison?

This could just as easily have been labelled "anti-Palestinian art," but I guess that wouldn't have furthered Gawker's "Israel=Nazi Germany" narrative.

Who is "they"? All of Israel was involved in these drawings, apparently (I don't think the artist is even Israeli).

This isn't Israel. This is some artist who doesn't even seem to be Israeli. Even if he was, he speaks for himself alone.

# of Gawker Media posts about anti-Semitic rallies in France and Germany: Still at zero.

But there are no capital letters to indicate COMEDY. Who really wrote this piece?

Stay in school, kids, or else this is a window into your future.

It's great when a woman sucks up a man's heard-earned resource through no achievement of her own.

This is the greatest account name I've ever seen.

Blue Jasmine was 2013. So, 2013.

I told Woody you said this, and he's disappointed to lose the support of someone who named their account after the work of art that is Scandal.

I told Woody you said this, and he's disappointed to lose the support of someone who named their account after the work of art that is Scandal.

Blue Jasmine came out in 2013. So, 2013.