Love the idea that putting something in capital letters automatically makes it funnier. Have you considered using that in every single thing you write?

Love the theory that putting something in CAPITAL LETTERS makes it funnier. You should try that in every article you write.

I wonder if Jezebel would be as enthusiastic about, say, "Top 10 Bond Girl Racks" from Bro Bible or some similar site.

I loved you in "Freaky Friday."

The last thing separating Gender Studies majors from going on welfare.

...Mom?

I'm sure I'll get heat for this, but I can see where some of this irritation is coming from, in the sense that on the most basic level Wainwright was diminishing another hitter's achievement. Even if it wasn't Jeter and it wasn't a Hall-of-Famer's last game, it's not the classiest thing to give up a hit (yes, the game…

if your sole motivation for visiting the park was to get on that ride, I guess you don't have another option.

Scotland is part of the United Kingdom, dumbass. And it's Geno Auriemma, other dumbass.

Is this article really pretending that top-ranked men in soccer in tennis would not wipe the floor with top-ranked women?

Are we seriously pretending that the top-ranked men's tennis and soccer players would not obliterate their top-ranked female competition?

"which is just as ironic as quitting your job halfway through your term as governor because you think it's good for the country."

Except what you did in this analogy directly affected your work performance. That isn't the case with Cumia.

This is not even close to news.

But the writer didn't explain how this is really the patriarchy's fault.

But the writer didn't explain how this is really the patriarchy's fault.

But the writer hasn't explained how this is the patriarchy's fault.

But you didn't explain how this is the patriarchy's fault.

Are You There, Chris? It's me, Rihanna.

Probably a 50-Shades type thing. That seems like the next logical step.