@R-Star: I'm concerned that you seem so worried about his feelings. I mean, I know in a relationship, both parties need to take the other person's feelings into account, but you seem SO concerned that I'm afraid you're forgetting to take your own feelings into account. You're afraid that he hates you, but is he afraid…

@Marla Singer: You could win any argument with me by reciting that last line.

@KLondike5: Yes, and I'd like to clarify that "a woman with a sense of humor" DOES NOT mean "a woman who laughs at everything you say and otherwise contributes nothing to the conversation."

The dog represents the inner beast in every man which is brought forth.

@Penny_Esq: Lots of things. I used an inhaler for a while, and that made my hands shake so hard I had trouble writing. Being nervous makes my hands shake. Being dehydrated or having low blood sugar makes my hands shake. Sometimes when my alarm clock wakes me up I have trouble with the snooze button because I'm…

What is the gift you are most proud to be giving this year?

@la.donna.pietra: @LBB: I completely forgot about Amoeba! I'll try there first and hit Best Buy if I come up empty. Thanks!

I need Jezzie help! For my father's Christmas present, I want to download the new Wil Wheaton book about season 1 of Star Trek: TNG to his Kindle and give him the season 1 discs. But my connection for ultra-cheap Star Trek DVDs just fell through, I don't have time for Ebay, and I am not prepared to spend $50 on this.…

I have a small teacup collection, which from time to time I add to. I have plans that one day, when I and all of my friends are married and have children, we'll all get together every weekend. Us girls will sit in the dining room and have tea parties, and the men can cook or play video games or whatever. I also have a…

@Penny: It's not how fast you type, but what you say. So I'm pretty sure your fingers can keep their "little geniuses" title.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Chocolate, with white and milk chocolate shavings all over.

I already had two pieces of cake (boss' birthday). And now I'm sitting here, a half hour until I can go home, just me and the leftover cake in a staring contest...

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): The word "occasionally" leads me to believe that you at least swap out the pictures on a semi-regular basis, and therefore I approve. (There might also be a bit of bitterness because I can't use a cat picture as my profile, because the taunting would never end.)

@Understater: My problem is that I'm attracted to so few guys that I keep trying to force it with guys I'm not attracted to, and I fail. Miserably. Usually they can tell by date 2.

@Annabellie: Several of my high school friends have been replaced by dogs.

@Penny: I think I remember the discussion he's talking about! It was just before the last round of "no really, here are the commenting rules" before this one, and it started I believe in an open thread but then spread. I must go looking.

@BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: I like that "man has the chance of a snail in a bucket of salt."

aww, no way the story of Jezebel is STILL "the story of men." That yellow line should say something else.

@BestEuphemismEver: She was a girl with the smell of battling men in her nostrils, the taste of their kisses on her lips...

@MalinaMango: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.