@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Ha! Friended. This may be my favorite analogy... ever.

@morninggloria: I am an excellent, responsible driver. I never talk on my phone while driving and rarely play with the radio (although I do sing along to it as loud as I can). Sometimes I make mistakes, but it's rare, and I've never caused damage to my car or anyone else's. However, other drivers are sometimes bad.…

@thatonegirlsays: Morning news said no (yes, where I live this is considered "local news," slightly more important than an anchor drinking at 7am but less important than Miss California), but they also displayed an almost shocking lack of understanding about TV production schedules, so I don't know.

Is it possible, at the end of the day, to create a post that is a simple copy and paste of the day's tweets and put it up for those of us who really can't manage ANOTHER username and password? Because I really want to see this, but I really don't want to sign up for Twitter. And I can be patient.

@willwriteforfood: I'm pretty sure the dog would still have to be crated. The picture in my head is of a normal plane, but with the seats removed and big shelves instead. The animals are all placed on the shelves and the flight attendants make sure they're secure. The crew are the only people on the plane. Also in my…

@electrogeek77: Both, actually. But I would be perfectly happy with Sash and/or Malia doing it. That would rock.

@RedVelvetCake: Oh, please. I got jealous when Dr. Phil got a book deal, but this dog is WAY more qualified than Dr. Phil. I'm just hoping he doesn't host the annual White House Christmas video.

@MissAmy: I was talking with a potential suitor once about men's preferences for thin girls, and he said all of his friends liked the stick-thin, break-em-if-you-touch-em, skinny girls and he just didn't understand it. I said, "it's about wanting a woman who looks vulnerable and unable to fight back," and suddenly he…

@SevenNationArmy has made a huge mistake: Remember when the movie came out? And people freaked out because it was a cartoon but it was inappropriate for children? And the movie was about how parents need to take responsibility and not let their kids watch R-rated movies?

@SarahMC: Reminds me of the South Park episode where Stan starts "reading" people, and someone tells him, "but 70% of people believe in ghosts. Are you telling me that 70% of people are dumb?" And Stan's unequivocal answer is, "Yes!"

@Acolyte: That was an episode of Mork and Mindy! Mork was trying to be more social and joined a club to "clean up" Denver and it ended up being a white supremacist club. So he made them all different - I think there was one Asian, but also a purple guy and a plaid guy.

@darktruth: I had to read that three times to see the typo! In other news, my brain shut off.

Anybody remember that bit from State and Main? Philip Seymour Hoffman asks the town doctor a question and the doctor says something along the lines of, "a tie is meant to point down, accentuating a man's genitals. Why would you ask the advice of a man who wears a bow tie, which accentuates his ears?"

Is Twitter worth it? Is this a bandwagon I should be jumping on? There's a lot of people defending the honor of the blog here, but do you actually garner any useful information or interaction from Twitter? I'm genuinely curious.

@HanaMaru: Friended for speaking truth!

@Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: I went looking for My Little Ponies and Care Bears recently, but the ones they have now aren't the same so I didn't buy any.

@LaComtesse: If something good can come of Prop 8, I will cling to it with my fingernails for as long as I can keep shouting, "don't let this happen to you!"

I'm too young and poor to give cash, and often I'll make something. But what bothers me is that I've yet to get a thank-you card for any gifts I've given at any weddings I attend. And often the invitations don't even come to me- my name will be on my parents' invitation, 3000 miles away. Does no one understand how…

@stoprobbers: EXCELLENT!

@Oceanic: So you might not be comforted by next week. I mean, I don't know anything, but popular theory is that when Ben was down at that dock getting the shit kicked out of him, or whatever happened that made him all bloody, he was trying to make good on his promise to Widmore to kill his daughter.