@HanaMaru: I was bothered because Miles kept saying things that didn't really mean anything as if they were important. I don't remember the exact line right now, but the first thing that he said that made Hurley confused, we were supposed to be thinking, "oh, Hurley, it's so simple!" but in fact, what Miles had said…

@stoprobbers: re: Castelaneta, are you thinking of Timothy Leary?

@pupsnpies: It was weird when Sawyer told her they'd make a bad couple and she was all "you make it work with Juliet." Because apparently they're completely interchangeable in her mind.

@Laura Enriquez: I'd actually get to have sex then, right? Because being slutty without getting laid would suck.

@MizJenkins: The thing is, we don't know that they ARE sexy. The mothers say the pictures aren't sexy at all and the girls were only in their bras because they were hot and no one knows how anyone else got them. The DA says they're very sexy and no, he won't release them because the general public would jizz…

@morninggloria: I don't understand. What have I been doing wrong? I've been wearing bras for AGES and I have neither breasts nor a sex life.

@RisaPlata: I worded that funny: He makes it clear that he thinks that's a stupid question. I don't. I think it's a very good question and a very telling answer.

@Shannon: Yes. I read the article and someone asks that question and the district attorney says that if they had been in bathing suits it wouldn't be a problem and that's a stupid question.

My parents were visiting me a couple years ago and I was telling some story from high school - I don't even remember which one, but I was definitely socially retarded as a teenager and didn't have many friends. And my mother got a funny look on her face and said, "it's very hard, when it's something you've struggled…

Anyone remember the episode of the Dog Whisperer with the woman who had a dog to help her anxiety? But the dog was acting up, so Cesar had to teach her to be strong and assertive and they joked that they had to cure her anxiety so that her service dog would work. Which is pretty much what happened.

I'm always amazed at the wide range of opportunities people had available. My school had no pool, no "rink." We thought we were the shit because our gym did not double as an auditorium or cafeteria, like some of the others in our district. And we had a small football field (the real football field was at the middle…

@Understater: Yes, you should. It's an easy way for those of us who can't handle these shows full-on to keep up and know what everyone else is talking about. Plus- Joel McHale! :)

@vamusical: ::raises hand:: I went "Jezebel is going to be all over this!"

Beware this: [laist.com]

@(undead)undomesticgoddess: It would be like those Three Musketeers commercials where the women gape as the candy just floats away from them.

My mother told me once my father keeps a nude picture of her in his nightstand (I think she was telling me in case anything happened to them, so I wouldn't be shocked). It's her in profile, incredibly pregnant with me. She says he said it was the most beautiful he'd ever seen her. And he took it, in their bedroom. No…

@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: I don't think it's the dildo so much as that they're laughing the whole time and clearly not being serious. There's one part where she's talking with someone that she's not going to do this and it's edited to make us think she's talking to another chapel lady or something but I'm…

@formergr: I got it from here: [laist.com]

I just want to point out, because we had discussions here before about the ethics of implanting 8 embryos, that the doctor only implanted 4 but because her system was "hyper-stimulated," they all divided. Which I think means what she has here is four sets of identical twins. Which is nuts.

@amowls: In the same financial circumstances? Yeah, they would. But they would also be calling her husband "hen-pecked" while simultaneously admiring his virility. Even though it was IVF so it had nothing to do with him. They'd be asking why his wife was crazy and what she was missing in her life that she needed so…